fiverage

A shortened way to allude to the quote by motivational speaker Jim Rohn:
“You are the average of the five people you spend the most time with.”

While accepting the award for greatest human ever, the honoree said,

“I’d like to thank my fiverage,” and pointed to the five people seated in the front row.
“Without them, I wouldn’t be half the person I am today.”

The audience erupted with gleeful cheering.

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