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Dude did see that guy at the buffet he was such a fload.
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Suburban or urban male age 17-29 who frequents bars in the company of fellow floads in hopes of sexual gratification. Often identifiable by white baseball cap, clothing emblazoned with a designer's name, excessive hair product, and a misogynistic demeanor. Floads travel in herds of 3-20.
"Are you sure you want to go there? That bar always attracts a herd of floads trying to get laid."
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A nice simple abbreviation of Fuck Loads
Predominantly used in txt/email/wattsapp rather than f2f
“Hey man, you got any spare munchies”
“Go for it, I’ve got floads”
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Fload (N). Frozen load of male ejaculate. Used for future impregnation.
“How did Bryan knock up Trish? I thought he had a vasectomy?”
“Nah he had a fload done a few years back, that load is still solid af”
A co-worker that constantly looks over his cube wall when he hears others talking and barges in on the conversation. This person usually has the characteristic that follow:
Fat
Curly Hair
Smells like wet grass
Smells like milk
Breath smells like a rubber boot
Tells jokes that no one laughs at
FLOAD alert!!! FLOAD Alert. That dude is a complete FLOAD.
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