fload

Fload (N). Frozen load of male ejaculate. Used for future impregnation.

“How did Bryan knock up Trish? I thought he had a vasectomy?”
“Nah he had a fload done a few years back, that load is still solid af”

Twactor

Twactor (n.) - Not to be confused with a person who can’t pronounce their “R’s” trying to say “Tractor”. A twactor is the factor or characteristic that makes someone a twat.

“Why is Becca such a twat? I can’t put my finger on it”
“I think her twactor is her lack of genuineness and her constant eye rolling”