Someone who posts to the Usenet newsgroup alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, which has nothing to do with aliens or vampires.
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Damn Doug, did you see that bitch? That bitch a FLONKER... slim waist cute face AND FAT OL ASS
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its basically a friggin sweet word short for Fucking Lunitic bonkers
hey bictch schwats up
nuthing but i just went toal flonkers on my girl friend!!!
NoICE
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A term describing birds, which originates from the novel/play/movie One Flew Over the Coockoo's Nest
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Tommy flonker originates from a Latin backround and was originally coined by archeologist Jim E. Nu-traun. It is when the male slaps his spouse anywhere on the body and proceeds to scream "Tommy Flonker!". This catches the spouse off gaurd and then he proceeds to grab her and puts his genitalia into the spouses nose.
Me: Dude I really wanna Tommy Flonker my girl
Guy 1: Same
it is the long dying penis of a whale. The word can be used instead of the word doofus or idiot
wow john you are such a dingus flonker
A person who wins and Fortnite Battle Royale and knocks themselves out with their controller.
Yo Derek just won in Fortnite and flonked himself. That Flonker