Folded meat

The attempt to place one's flacid penis into a vagina. Usually by means of rough fold or smash-n-mash against the vagina.

We couldn't have sex because he went folded meat on me.

Folded Meat Sandwich

What happens when a man tries to shove his flacid penis into a vagina or butthole for sex but cannot.

I couldn't enjoy sex at all with Scott. He gave me the folded meat sandwich all night!

meat folds

The lower layer of stomach flab that obscures the vision of one's genitals....meat

My meat folds are so big, I forgot what gender I am