fondering

Pondering about something while fondling yourself.

I just sat around today fondering about what to do tomorrow.

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A Fonder

Something absolutely amazing, perfect, awe inspiring, gorgeous and closer than God.

"Oh dude, can I have a Fonder?"

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fonder

to leave; to get the hell out of (but in the manner that does not require hurry)
usually done lazily

emm: yo this is boring as hell
ham: yeah b, let's fonder
emm: let's

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absinthece makes the heart grow fonder

Refers to someone's seeming more likeable and/or attractive due to your having swigged a sizable quantity of anise-flavored liquor.

John: I can't believe that Joe actually took that fat scruffy bar-floozie home with him!
Jack: Well, Dude, after a few stiff drinks, practically ANY woman will look good --- "absinthece makes the heart grow fonder"!

Wonder Fonder

A magical place called Wonder Fonder Candy Land

"OMG WONDER FONDER CANDY LAND IS FULL OF CANDY!"