foodbating

when you eat food and pretend your eating something better

im gonna turn on the food channel and foodbate
call back later iim foodbating to the taco bell menu

Foodbation

To simultaneously look at mouthwatering food and masturbate. People who suffer this are usually fat and lonely.

I caught my mother foodbating to her boston cream pie.

I constantly foodbate when I watch Top Chef.

Foodbation is the best source of masturbation.