ftft

forgot to flush turds

After inviting the hot chick he just met at a party back to his pad for the night, she asked to use his toilet to freshen up. While she is in there he suddenly remembers leaving in a hurry earlier and in his haste ftft.

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ftft

Used when wanted to say " For the first time".

"Playing this game ftft."

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ftft

for the first time

"Dang, bro! I just had sex, ftft!"

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FTFT

"Fuck this, fuck that"

When you're having a bad day just say FTFT

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FTFT

for the first time

I'm completely drunk ftft
I just started reading this ftft
I cheated ftft but not the ftlt (for the last time)

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FTFT

Fix The Fuckin Thing!

WIFEY POO: Dear, The faucet is broke again.

HUBBY : Whadya want ME to do about it??

WIFEY POO (mad now):: FTFT!!!!