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sex with an obese person -substituting rolls of fat for an orifice
joe couldn't find the orify so he had to opt out and fuck the rolls!
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when fucking ontop of a mountain. the sex is so good, you trip and roll down the side of the moutain. it gets deeper and deeper as you roll faster and faster.
- "Bro, linda really knows how to fuck and roll!"
- "Oh my!"
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After having sex with a partner, it is customary for one to consent to at least some degree of minor cuddling and or intimate touching (spooning, caressing, hand-holding, sweet nothings etc.). The Fuck 'n Roll is when one partner forgoes the act of post-coital intimacy and simply rolls over and avoids any form of tenderness. The Fuck 'n Roll is often followed by a quick departure or snoring. While it is men who are predominantly guilty of committing a Fuck 'n Roll, some women have been known to commit this sexual faux-pas.
"Dude, were you big or little spoon after boning her?" "No way bro, I pulled a Fuck 'n Roll"
"That guy last night seemed so sweet, did you guys talk all night?" "No, the asshole Fuck 'n Rolled me!"
"Dude I pulled a Fuck 'n Roll, what are the chances she'll bone me again?"
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It's like the middle finger only you're thinking "fuck you" and your face convey's it as you shrug and roll your eyes.
"don't fuck-a-shrug-roll at me"
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An exclamation of approval for musical skill.
Hendrix: "Cause I'm a Voodoo Child"...Screeee$%#.Crshhh. Wawawa..."Lord Knows I'm a Voodoo Child, Baby"
Listener: "Jesus. Rock 'n' fucking roll, dude."
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A running fuck at a rolling doughnut is an action doomed to failure.
"He can go and take a running fuck at a rolling doughnut for all I care."
"Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut, cocksucker"
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