fuckest

an adjective used to describe something so good, you can't describe it without swearing.

Guy #1: "That was the fuckest pizza I have ever eaten."

Guy #2: "Yeah and I took the fuckest shit after I ate it."

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Haven't the fuckest

Based on the baby boomer era term "I haven't the foggiest idea." used to describe a complete lack of an answer when someone asks you a direct question.

Dan: Hey bro, I saw you called earlier, I was sleeping all afternoon. What do you wanna do tonight?

Jeff: Shit, I haven't the fuckest, I was gonna ask you the same thing!

fuckest dumbest

drunk talk for - Fucking Dumbest

Late night at a strip club, after a few drinks....

Chody: "Dude what if your sister quit college to become a stripper here?"

Fat Cobe: "Man, I would beat her ass"

Chody: "Yeah, that would be the fuckest dumbest thing she ever did"

Fat Cobe: "Did you just say fuckest dumbest?"

Chody: "Hahaha, yeah I did, I meant fucking dumbest"

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