fuckuum

A period of time, seemingly interminable, when you are devoid of sexual partners and sexual contact.

Car: So, you and Steve still haven't hooked up?
Stacy: No, not yet - it's like we're in a fuckuum!

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fuckuum cleaner

Fuckuum cleaner is a sex position in which the receptionist acts as if she/he is a vacuum cleaner.

Be my fuckuum cleaner. 🌬