fudouche

Simply put someone who is a fucking douche. FUcking + DOUCHE = FUDOUCHE

Scenario 1: Guy brings your ex girlfriend to your house and introduces her to your wife as your ex girlfriend. That guy is a fudouche.

Scanerio 2: Girlfriend knows you are out for a guys night and texts you every 20 minutes to see what you are doing. That girl is totally being a fudouche.