fudunk

v. the act of slapping a member of the female gender across the face region with an erect penis, usually resulting in a mushroom-shaped imprint on the slapped area.

I fudunked her good last night across the face region with my erect penis, and then developed a sudden and unexplainable urge for some mushrooms.

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fudunk

Full Unit Designation UNKnown. Decades-old military acronym.

Wash the mud offa that FUDUNK Jeep on the double!

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fudunk

The act of hitting someone in the face with a penis.

I fedunked the bitch when she refused to give me head.

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fudunk

An exclamation that a male screams when he is constipated.

Fudunk! I haven't crapped in four days.

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fudunk

v., what happens to you when you take a very hard test (in school, standardized, or otherwise) and afterward you feel mentally exhausted and brain-fried

Man, that BC Calculus exam fudunked really bad yesterday; I am not ready to start studying for the AP Chem test yet.

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fudunk

okay look people, this word does not mean smacking someone with your penis.
That word would be mushroom slap. So click on mushroom slap and you will see the real definition.

I should mushroom slap the person who thinks fudunk means "to smack in the face with ones penis"
How dare you

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fudunkered

something that is fucked up

My friends truck was "fudunkered" after he wrecked it.