ill get the milk!

The Magic Word To Dissapear

Dad:Ok, Ill get the Milk!
*Dad Proceeds to leave the house*

1 year later
Son:Where the Fuck is my Dad?

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Going to get the milk

What your dad says when he leaves the house. He's actually going to Las Vegas and his new supermodel wife is "showing him where the milk is."

Bye, I'm going to get the milk!

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Get some milk

Your dad when your born

Dad : Imma get some milk!
Mom: Okay!
13 years later and your sad still hasn’t come back

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gone to get the milk

When ur dad has sadly disappeared

"Yo weres your dad? " "ahhhh hes gone to get the milk bro"

i'm going to get the milk!

The thing Dad's say when they make a break for it. The last thing I heard from my dad.

Dad: Be right back, honey! I'm going to get the milk!
Mom: Just go, Have fun with HANNAH!
Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!

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Go get some milk

Something you usually hear from your dad before he leaves you and comes back after you’ve become a famous football player

*child is born*
Dad: Sees child
Dad: Alright hun, you stay here while I go get some milk from the store

Dad: Sprints out of hospital and flies out of state

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get some milk

Phrase
Means fuck my dick
Means boobs/dick/pussy cums

Gets some milk and FUCK ME
Means get some milk and fuck me till u see that milk again

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