Glache

Verb, to glache (as in glacier).

Pronounced (gl-ay-sh).

It is the act of picking up random things and dropping them randomly as a trail of debris behind you, like a glacier does to the Earth. Messy people tend to glache everywhere they go.

"Dude your girlfriend glached all over my car yesterday. There's eye makeup in the cupholder, candy wrappers on the floor, and box of tampons in the back seat."

"Leave your nasty glaching tendencies at the door. No camper is allowed to be messy at my camp."

"For me, glaching is a way of life. I don't care about other people, or their things. I just love saying, oops I glached all over your house, hehe."

"Toddlers are the worst glachers alive. You literally see the trail, then leave a trail of tears in its place."

Glach

The successful killing of ones enemies in combat when one is purposely handicapping oneself in order to bring shame to his/her opponent, and his opponents allies. Can only be accomplished through use of the following: hand to hand combat weapons, jars of urine, food, large blasts of un-ignited gas (at no point in a "glaching" may the target be lit on fire), energy drinks, and by taunting ones enemy to death.

"Brian just glached the shit out of those three soldiers with a baseball bat, and look he had a gat the whole time!"

"Fred

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