Glitoris

Only glamorous people have them; responsible for feelings of artistic and sometimes sexual pleasure when stimulated. They sparkle and glitter like diamonds.

Lady Gaga has a glitoris.

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Glitoris

This is the gland found between the legs of a female pixie that secrets glitter. This is similar to the female human clitoris but differs in that most men probably have a better chance of being able to find a glitoris.

Loads of glitter came out of that pixie's glitoris.

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Glitoris

When you can't be arsed to glue on your vajazzle, so you just dip your fanny in glitter instead.

Gimme two minutes, I've just gotta slap some glitoris on my front bottom.

Glitoris

Noun.
1. A clitoris with glitter on it. (Something wonderful or disastrous has happened)
2. An infection waiting to happen

Adjective
1. Gay as in happy
2. Fabulous
3. The most thing
4. Total satisfaction

5. Perception shattering
6. So inspirational that it changes lives
7. Genderless God
8. Delicious

“That was so glitoris, I’m changing my major”
“Gurl, you’re so glitoris right now”
“Bro- your outfit is glitoris”
“Babe- glitoris me”
“I feel glitoris”

Glitoris

(n) 1) The result of a vajazzling appointment gone horribly wrong. AKA, a sparkling clitoris.

(n) 2) A pierced clitoris in which the wearer inserts a gemstone adorned piece of jewelry.

Man I got the new girl at the spa today, I am now the proud mama of a glitoris. I swear, the thing looks like a pearl in a clam shell.

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glitorious

awe inspiring: a glorious event. amazing beyond words. used especially when discussing mind bending sexual intercourse.

"I fucked this hot chick last night. She was so hot."
"dude, that's so cool. how was it."
"Too good for words. I can't even describe it. It was just so fucking glitorious."

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Glitoris

Another name for for a gay mans genitals.

Guy 1: Hey man, you get any action last night?

Guy 2: Yeah man, I got that glitoris