Glunch

A Glunch is a person on who talks about, thinks about, and does perverted things at all times of the day just because that's who they are. It may be caused by loneliness or desire to have intercourse but cannot satisfy their urges.

Alan: Look! There's my boner of the week! Dat ass...

Max: You're such a Glunch...

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glunched

slapping someone/smth with a wet hand

no restrictions on the liquid used, though it should be stated which liquid was used to wet the hand

“ I can’t believe that bitch spat in her hand and glunched my ass!”

glunch

Bubba lashed the sewer last day, said it played an air cushion and made him very clammy and groggy. Went to his dinner table and got a turnip scud, scum was bellowing from that starship enterprise. I hate my parents they make me eat. Turkey soup ham coop glunch my head. You find an attack RJs pizzeria, shilla orchestra combined with trust company funds to make vancies.Mrs Martin is frustrated looking at the ceiling while lashing little imbreaded students. Joey L got gnarled and gnashed into turkey mesh. He punched it and got wired. Mr. Greaseman greased his hands and made a little car oil out of alittle elbow grease. Wicked smart clones of russ haynes invade by trespassing into a DZ discovery zone. Flip flip bunny hop beat box chop chop banana bop cant stop elmer fudd. Hall groupie todd the toad made a hazardous bankruptcy chard doiley blow in. I made a fiber hop a reduced porkchop. Merry go around antics are charred gopher cakes inside showboxes and eskimo pies. Anti-corn kernal rootbulb attracted infectious noninfectious fur cloaks. Dont try to steal froth from a janitors larva. Chunky waterfalls are button candies. Peanut brittle is getting jiggy with kaczor pubes. Snack attack is back with jack the crack, he got sacked!

Harry the little boy is very old. His legs are very harry and groggy. Glunch is the best i have ever had.

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Glunching

When you take a person and throw him in egg wash then all purpose flower then have them roll around in bread crumbs, then throw them hot oil and pull them out when you have a golden brown crispy surface, then toss them in your favorite hot sauce and have raging butt sex with them and then take the body and put it in the fridge to cool off and save for later.

I love glunching my friends.
Hey bro, have you ever tried being glunched?
I just had the best glunching session of my life!