godfart

The hypothesized instantaneous creation of the universe by a single, all-powerful being, esp. Yahweh/Allah, from a complete and utter void, absent of matter.

Monotheist: "God created everything we see out of absolutely nothing."

Smartass: "So we exist because of some godfart?"

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godfart

When, in the process of an internet debate on religion, one member poses a question so difficult, the other member goes into a seizure.

"If God loves us, why does he kill us?"
"...um..."
"You're a Godfart."

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