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goonked

When a person is extremely high or drunk, to the point where basic human tasks are almost impossible to accomplish.

Dan: Charles cmere! I can't get this power strip to work. I plugged it in and everything.
Charles: My nigga what? You can't plug the cord into the extension! You must be goonked fam!

by BabyGrizzly August 10, 2015


goonk goonk

My childhood word for penis that my mother got from somewhere or invented. I've never heard this word in any other context and have no idea where she got it from. I'm also too embarrassed to ask her about it.

Be sure to wash under your goonk goonk.

by jlovato August 23, 2006

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Goonks

The sound made from a large container of liquid (like a.gallon of milk or OJ) when it is first opened and poured out... the noise that is made is like "goonk goonk goonk goonk goonk"

Kids game. Taking turns at mealtime to get the "goonks" from freshly opened beverages ... and there was hell to pay if someone stole the goonks from then jug before their turn to receive them!! I'm telling Mom!!

by Sunshine247365 June 27, 2015

19๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Goonk

A less than bright person.

He crashed straight in to the back of my car! What a Goonk!

by Corey NZ April 6, 2010

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goonk

simple Goonk can mean any thing but is mostly subed by the work trick This word was made by Maurice of Miami carl city

I aint got time for no ganes these fools tryin' to goonk me

by Ashley February 21, 2005

6๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Goonk/Goonked

Goonk or Goonked is use in a sense when you destroy, obliterate or wreck an opponent in a PvP game.

Wow another victory royale they should call us the goonk/goonked squad.

by 1-800-GOONKED September 5, 2018

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Goonk

NOUN: A large fictional lizard that stands on two legs. It stands at about 8ft tall and is as smart as a human. They are also stronger and faster then most humans. Goonks prefer to hang out in warm climates such as Jamaica, Australia, etc. and eat coconuts.

The Goonks are coming, the Goonks are coming! Cried out little Sammy on his tent on the beach.

by thehootmen February 4, 2006

4๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž