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A rejected euphemism for the physically handicapped.
The gotard bought a new, faster wheelchair last year.
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n. a person with a physical or mental handicap that is somehow very capabale and has a certain joi de vivre.
He will never make it to head grocery bagger, but he sure is a gotard.
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Alternate spelling: go-tard
An extremely energetic and foolhardy person always looking for attention and adventure by pulling some ridiculous stunt. Usually they will be drunk, but not always. Highly suggestable.
A person who has a lot of "get up and go," but only for retarded, dangerous actions.
You: I don't think you should fight that guy. He's twice your size and has a "Marines" tatoo. And he's talking to a cop, like, right now.
Gotard: I'm doing it! Float like a butterfly, sting...uhh, how does the rest of that go?
You: Don't you need a parachute for this?
Gotard: No, just watch. It'll be awesome.
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In grappling sports such as wrestling, jiujitsu or judo, a person who is of low intelligence but high strength and explosiveness. Has a tendency to try to power through techniques with pure muscle and/or try moves with no regard for wether they are in a good position to do them.
"The gotarded wrestler tried to guillotine me from my guard before slamming me."-Aesopian
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Some one who is extra retarded.
My friend is a gotard! he put his finger in a blender the other day.
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1. n. Refers to a person who is dumb, usually used in the context of a mindless action.
1. He's such a gotard.
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(noun) A busy body, someone who is always "on the go". Busy to a fault. go-tards may become frazzled if they cannot find something to keep themsleves occupied. obsessive-compulsive.
Jerry has been running around doing errands and he missed the game. what a go-tard!
That's the third time Sherri has cleaned the kitchen today! what a go-tard!
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