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A rejected euphemism for the physically handicapped.
The gotard bought a new, faster wheelchair last year.
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n. a person with a physical or mental handicap that is somehow very capabale and has a certain joi de vivre.
He will never make it to head grocery bagger, but he sure is a gotard.
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Alternate spelling: go-tard
An extremely energetic and foolhardy person always looking for attention and adventure by pulling some ridiculous stunt. Usually they will be drunk, but not always. Highly suggestable.
A person who has a lot of "get up and go," but only for retarded, dangerous actions.
You: I don't think you should fight that guy. He's twice your size and has a "Marines" tatoo. And he's talking to a cop, like, right now.
Gotard: I'm doing it! Float like a butterfly, sting...uhh, how does the rest of that go?
You: Don't you need a parachute for this?
Gotard: No, just watch. It'll be awesome.
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A person who really makes a fool out of his/her self and doesnt realize that untill something horrible happens
A person mixes clorine and alcohol and shakes it and blows their hand off. That person is a Gotard
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In grappling sports such as wrestling, jiujitsu or judo, a person who is of low intelligence but high strength and explosiveness. Has a tendency to try to power through techniques with pure muscle and/or try moves with no regard for wether they are in a good position to do them.
"The gotarded wrestler tried to guillotine me from my guard before slamming me."-Aesopian
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GoTard - A person who is overly nerdy towards Game of Thrones.
I see you have “gotards” already, but GoT punctuation should be considered as it’s own unique term.
All this recent hysteria over the last episode of Game of Thrones makes me realize how many GoTards are out there.
Some one who is extra retarded.
My friend is a gotard! he put his finger in a blender the other day.
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