Grelp

When you burp and it brings up a bit of vomit with it and your first reaction to getting rid of the sick is to swallow.

Donny-'Pass us me pint, I'm gunna down it. *drink*. Fuckin' tasty that *burp*sick*swallow* Aw man i just did a grelp. Could feel the chunks of parmo in the back of me gob an'all'.

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Grelp

Grelp: a viscous green substance only thought to be held in the hands of the gods. Humans have grasped grelp and have put it in turkish soups and various Mountain Dew products… The GRELP turns you into your most hated and discuseded fear, and example being a New York City fent gremblin.

Hunter: Grace, don’t eat that curry, it’s infested with Grelp!
Grace: It’s too late! I already ingested it!!!

Hunter: Your cooked! I can already see you transforming into a CYCLOPS ARMY

Grelping

A verb: The act of twerking while also making high volume noises that resemble grelp. Can be used in any context that the user sees fit.

Luke: Hey Ben, wanna watch me practice my grelping?
Ben: Sure Luke. I’m always down to oversee a good grelping session.
Luke: Okay here goes nothing. *grelps*
Ben: Wow Luke! You sure know how to grelp!
Luke: Thanks Ben. I always practice my grelping every day down by thr river next to the grelp towers.