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1. The long giant battering ram from Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King shaped like a giant flaming wolf's head
2. When you get a boner while grinding with a girl at a club, and it presses up against her ass. This term is used because a boner is shaped similar to Grond from Lord of the Rings (long and hard) and also because the word "grond" is similar to "grind"
I gronded a chick last night when we went clubbing and it was like my pants were on fire! It was more awesome than the Battle of Minas Tirith!
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1. a huge iron battering ram in the shape of a wolf; 150 ft. long, 60 ft. high.
2. the biggest penis you have ever seen.
That dude over there has a huge Grond!
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An ancient fruit which is everything except sand . It tastes like chocolate , strawberries, cram , every meat and everything else . It levitates . It gives you a boner for 24 hours . It speeds up your metabolism. It makes you better one very way . You don’t raise it raises you .
Grond is nice
Grond is the food of the gods. It tastes like everything except sand. One piece of it is enough food for a million people .
The gods have eaten grond.It is really good. It is difficult to find but it is worth it.Grond is life.Grond is food. Grond is addictive.#Grond drug
A: I am hungry
B: Grond
A: what
B: Grond
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grond is everything except sand . It tastes like every berry and every cram .
You cannot grow it , it grows you . It is not a vegetable nor a fruit . It is not an animal neither .
'Damn bro ! That grond is delicious .'
'Yes'