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Adjective/Verb. Used to describe situations which are both amusing and acceptable (1). Also frequently used in the negative form to express shock or dismay (2). Can also be used to describe any trek or adventure undertaken whilst under the influence of cannabis (3).
(1) 1: Look, I made a bong out of a pepper!
2: Dude, that's totally guaning.
(2) 1: I raped your mother.
2: Oh what? That's not guaning.
(3) 1: Wanna come over and play Tekken?
2: Can't, I'm guaning on out.
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Guan, pronounced 'gwaaaaaan', is a coloquial term used in place of the words marijuana or cannabis. In the UK, it is a class 'C' drug, though is of late often mistaken as being legal by many youths. The drug is usually taken via smoking, which usually involves rolling a cigarette with rolling papers and rolling tobacco, adding ground guan to the cigarette, and smoking the end result.
"Word up Thomas, what ya ridin' out to?"
"You know, chillin', waxin' lyrical to the track and smoking a fat sack of guan."
"Mmmm, nice. Ya wown a leaf up a greezy bodeyga?"
"Say word son, you know how we do. Time to crack-a-lack down the back track of a flap jack!"
"Damn you clownin' foo', you need to get up off of that gasoline."
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Derived From Guanzon. To be a peter guanzon. See Peter Or To make lesser of.
Guan Corp, Guan Guan, Guan Do, Guanaholic, Guallar, Guarter. ** 1: you owe me a guallar 2: K so you mean you owe me a trillion dollars ? 1: aww. crap.
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a sticky smokable substance used to 'get high'. otherwise known as cannabis.
"oi how much guan u got left boss...i'm feelin for some zootage"
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It's basically a wild-card word. You can you it for anything. It has both positive and negative connotation.
Also, see: What the Guan?
Origin: a misinterpretation of Sean Kingston's gwan
A: "Dude, did you hear about what Stacy did with that donkey???"
B: "Yeah dude, she is such a Guan"
A: "Dude, I can't believe we got free Doritos!!!"
B: "Yeah, that was some good Guan."
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