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the hamster version of masturbation
even though they are actually cleaning themselves, it looks more like they are pleasing themselves
Bruno: Hey man, what in the world is your hamster doing?
Alfie: Oh, don't worry about it, he's just hamsterbating.
Bruno: Gross man, you need to get him a woman!
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a hairy person who masturbates
Rememba when Pat was caught by a security in da bathroom for jacking off?
-His hairy ass, dat man was hamsterbating!
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the act of helping a hamster masterbate
"I had to start hamsterbating my pet hamster. He can't do it himself on account of his tiny arms and lack of thumbs."
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v: the process of inserting a hamster into your anus and letting him/her journey through the poop chute until finding, and eventually nibbling on the parts that cause an instant ejaculation.
---See Richard Gere
Richard Gere occasionally likes to hamsterbate before going to work
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Jacking off to small desert rodents.
www.realhamster.com
Stop hamsterbating on my cage you whore.
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v: the process of masturbating on xhamster.com, similar to chaturbate
My wife is away, so I plan to hamsterbate tonight
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