head is head

The phrase used to justify hooking up with an ugly or sub-par chick.

Jack- Yo dude I finally got with that Katie chick!
Nick- Nice bro, is she hot?
Jack- Head is head bro.
Nick- I'll take that as a no...

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Head for head

The most pleasurable benefit of giving one's partner a head massage and getting oral sex in return.

I often start giving a simple head massage and it turns into a full blown head for head massage exchange. Give a little, get a little.

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head 4 head

When a guy gives head to a girl for an exchange that a girl gives head to a guy

Hey you wanna do head 4 head in the bathroom?

Head to Head

To finger someone with the baby they just gave birth to.

Oh, it's a boy! Dude, I said to head to heads!

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head-over-head

consists of lying on your back and leaning one's butt against the wall in such a way that your hips are above your head, once in this position the masturbator begins to stroke himself, and when an orgasm was achieved, semen would discharge all over one's face.

One of John Wayne Gacy's favorite masturbation techniques is the head-over-head.

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Going Head to Head

The most accurate way of deciding who has the largest penis. This act requires both participants to remove their trousers and undergarments, acquire an erection and compare penis sizes. Note that while no measuring is needed, both participants must reach an agreement as to which of them has the larger penis in order to end the process.

After fifteen minutes of arguing over who had the bigger penis, Dave and Adam finally decided that Going Head to Head was the best way to solve their dilemma.

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Head 2 head

When a guy and girl are playing video games while the girl is giving him head.

"Yo man my girl and I went head 2 head last night." And I finished and then I lost to her ...

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