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Hegewisch

The safest, cleanest & greatest neighborhood in Chicago. Hegewisch is where East Side people move to when they finally realize that their pathetic little lives are shit.

Person 1: I can't believe I've lived like this for so long! I'm getting the fuck out of the East Side!
Person 2: Damn bro! Where are you going?
Person 1: Hegewisch!
Person 2: You lucky motherfucker! Do you need a roommate?

by SithMaggot October 5, 2015

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Hegewisch

The smelliest, dirtiest, and dumbest part of Chicago.

Hegewisch wishes it was as cool as the East Side

by Big Chief April 21, 2005

19πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


Hegewisch

place were durty people live, like someone named Ogre.

hegewisch has a bunch of ogres that live there, and is nowhere close to being as good as the EAST SIDE.

by jackass April 23, 2005

9πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Hegewisch

A suburb near Indiana. Has many break ins and liberal people. Many feminists also. Gas and smokes are cheap so that’s cool eh?

Oh my god. I’m going to throw a sick banger in Hegewisch next week.

by Jroc Smokey January 21, 2019