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A shitty town in north Manchester with a bunch of smack heads who rob from Morrison’s and dunnes
Oh hey yes heywood is ABSOLUTE WANK :)
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a person who's skin is dark brown, has a wide nose, brown eyes, and black nappy hair
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Subjects of man-on-the-street interviews sometimes give Heywood Jablome as their name to reporters. If the reporter's a novice and if the newspaper's copy editor doesn't catch it, the name ends up in print, embarrassing the newspaper and the poor scribe who was gullible enough to scribble down the bogus moniker.
Reporter: Can I quote you on that? What's your name?
Man on the Street: Heywood Jablome.
Reporter: Thank you, Mr. Jablome.
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a guy you ask for when you make a crank call
"KMart. Can I help you?"
"My friend Heywood is at your store. Can you page him? His last name is Jablome."
"Heywood Jablome! Phone call! Heywood Jablome!"
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A name and play on words that's meant to sound like "Hey, would you blow me?" Very similar to Jack Mehoff, Mike Hunt, Mike Hawk, etc.
Me introducing my new friend to a group of girls: "Hey ladies, this is my friend, Heywood Jablomee."
Girls: "Ewww, gross! No, you pervert!" *multiple slaps ensue*
Me: "What?! That's his name!"
comedian/singer who makes regular appearances on The Bob and Tom Show
Heywood Banks is known for songs like "Toast" and "18 Wheels on a Big-Rig".
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