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This is a rare disease in which a person hiccups once; this is not intentional, and it occurs at the most random times possible. It doesn't even sound like a regular hiccup, and sometimes it sounds like a mixture of a hiccup and a burp.
I have hiccupitis, and when I hiccup it doesn't sound like a regular hiccup.
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Hiccup is a badass dragon rider, a frickin hottie and is usually
a guy. Gets noticed by all the ladies and tames dragons like
its an everyday thing.
A: Who's that hottie?
B: I bet it's a Hiccup!
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1. involuntary spasms of your diaphram
2. the most annoying torture that was made up
Damn, I swallowed and air bubble, now i have the hiccups
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Hiccup: noun
A name to call a lesbian with witchy tendencies that won't accept their brooding, austere, and or uselessly gay nature.
The term is derived from a nickname given to a character named Hecate Hardbroom, a teacher in a kinda enjoyably bad children's show called "The Worst Witch". A British show only watched by lesbians and children who don't know how to change the channel (or happen to be baby gays).
The lesbian's friend: "Hiccup, stop being useless. I can see you staring at that girl."
The lesbian: "Stop calling me that, I'm not useless. Look, I'll go talk to her right now."
The lesbian's friend: "No you won't."
The lesbian: "No, I won't."
The lesbian's friend:
The lesbian's friend: "Hiccup."
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A young viking from How To Train Your Dragon. His father is the chef of the island he lives on and he will one day take over. He is the first person to tame and ride a dragon. Toothless, his pet and best friend is his dragon. He is a night fury and one of the most scant dragons in the whole of the archipelago.
ASTRID: "Hey Hiccup. And you too Toothless!"
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A terrible, yet temporary disease in which you feel your soul tries to escape your body every 2-30 seconds. In some cases, people get highly frustrated, and even sometimes wish they were dead.
Known causes are: Caffinated drinks, and large amounts of laughter.
Although hiccups are not contagious, they are very common. Please be careful.
(Silence)
John: *hiccup*
Sara: Aw man! You caught the hiccups'
John: da-*hiccup*-ng. These are bad!
Sara: I'm sorry!
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