high crush

you know that one person who in a normal situation isn’t attractive at all and you want nothing to do with them and then you smoke a dubee and suddenly they’re really attractive and you have a weird sexual desire for them? that’s your high crush

friend 1: bruh should i send nudes to tj?
friend 2: omg no you know you only like him when you’re high

friend 1: i guess you could say he’s my high crush

High School Crush

When your piles of homework from late night studying collapse on you, preventing you from breathing and suffocating you on the spot before you could say your last words.

Mom: honey? Did you fall asleep studying aga- OH MY GOD! NOT THE HIGH SCHOOL CRUSHER! HE WAS SO YOUNG!

Dad: at least he died with a raging boner.

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october 15 national high five your crush day

it’s the day everyone has to high five their crushes. no exuses!!!

hey it’s october 15 national high five your crush day! you have to high five her/him

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