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A mad druggo, who's tick debt has more numbers then the chinese population, the only thing a hockley loves more then munging some dirty ket is a few dirty hookers
Mall Rat: hey hockley, can you buy me darts?
Hockley: FUCK OFF YA DIRTY MALL RAT, YEAH THE MALL, PASS US THE SYNTH PIPE YA DOG CUNT
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Getting wild on a whole other level eg. kicking friends, offending everyone, requesting library lock-ins, bookings taxis from Leeds to Portsmouth, walking around Bristol handing out cash, accusing strangers of being in the IRA. Then waking up in the morning with no memory of any of it.
We're trying to raise money because our friend had a hectic hockley last night and we need to bail him out of prison.
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A hole in the ground in which about 10 people live. There is a reason why this word has not been defined yet.
Guy1: Where you from?
Guy 2:Hockley Valley
Guy1: Oh....*awkward silence.*
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A group of nerds who are scared to leave hockley ride put bikes and smoke skunk.
These furoshious pussios tend to hunt in packs and never engage in fair fights.
Oh fuck it’s the hockley massive
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Drinking a Steel Reserve 40 oz. and getting really high.
How to say it, "hawk-leed"
"Hell yeah man, I'm really hockleyed!" "You getting hockleyed man?"
Group of people who blaze skunk and ride pit bikes and drink Stella, and who are very well mannered unlike the scumbags from Southend who will stab you over a fiver
Oh look it’s the hockley massive get the Charlie and the nelsons out