Home Depoted

1) To find an empty bin of what you are looking for adjacent to rows of overflowing bins of what you are not looking for.

2) To return to the job site to realize your recently purchased lumber has non-square end cuts.

3) To travel to your local indoor lumber yard to learn they do not carry 14' lumber.

Yet again, I've been home depoted.

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Home Depot

A store to get the finest dry wall. It tastes splendid.

*School Ends* Student: Yo! Wanna go to Home Depot? Other Student: YEAH! The drywall is amazing!

Home Depot

HOE-M D-POE 1 . A large warehouse providing building materials for the construction industry 2. Considered a co-workers garage of which is stockpiled with stolen materials from local construction sites as well as his/her own employer 3. Place where cheap labor, ie mexicans, can be purchased at a low cost and employed for physically demanding jobs of which pennies can be barterd for services. See also; beaner, wetback, tijuana river rat.

1.
John Doe has to purchase lumber to frame up a wall from Home Depot, and will consider hiring a mexican to clean up the mess when the project is complete.

2.
John Doe : Why do I constantly steal materials that customers pay for and fill my garage with them, im practically running a Home Depot from my garage.
Juan Doe : I like carne asada.

3.
John Doe : I have to dig a trench in my backyard.
Jane Doe : You should go to Home Depot and hire a Mexican to work for table scraps.

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Home Depot

The Mexican Employment Agency

Pedro: "Hey Juan, lets go get a job"
Juan: "TO HOME DEPOT!!"

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Home Depot

The hightest degree one can reach on the tool scale.

God damn that bastards past a tool shed he's a fucking home depot. Holy shit.

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Home Depot

the biggest type of tool that someone can be

Me: See that guy with the popped collar?
You: Yes he is a Home Depot

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home-depot

(v.) To do some home improvement or repair yourself that normally whatshisname (your ex) or a handyman would do, except you're divorced, which is why you're too cheap to call a handyman. To DIY.

I couldn't home-depot my way out of that one, so I had to call Roto-Rooter and put it on Visa.

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