Hootieing

The act in which fecal matter is splashed up on the bottom of the toilet seat but is only visible when the lid is raised.

I went to the bathroom but had to try a different stall. Someone had been hootieing in the first one I tried.

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Hooty

bird tube. Must I say anything else?

Hooty: breathes hoot hoot!
Amity: If that bird tube ever speaks to me again, I'm going to destroy it.

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hootis

noun: A synonym for any object you forget the name of or simply prefer to call hootis.

"Have you seen the hootis we use to open jars?"
I thought I put the hootis away.

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Hooty

I very underrated bird-tube creature from the also criminally underrated tv series, the owl house.

There is no beginning, no end, there is only HOOTY!

Hooty hoot hOOT HOOT!

I swear someday I will kill that bird tube. Hooty? right?

mm-mm Delicious Knowledge is a quote Hooty says

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hootie

(n) a hallucinogenic mushroom found in cow fields of the southeastern United States.

"Be careful to not get shot while picking hooties."

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hootis

a miscelaneous piece or part. similar to thing-a-ma-jiggy or something you can't recall the name of at the momment.

hey, in that tool drawer, hand me that little what's it's hootis.

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hooty

A post-fellatio slap across the balls. Nine times out of ten, the recipient will emit a shrill hooting sound.

Also, it's a hoot.

Veronica: What're you getting Chase for V-Day this year?

Vanessa: A hooty, if he's lucky.

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