Random
Source Code

Horizontalism

The desire to eliminate all things vertical and to alway be laying down, horizontally.

Mo has been in bed all day, he must have horizontalism.

by jrc1197 April 17, 2019

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


horizontal

to have sex. "horizontal" as in lying down, having sex, but doesn't necessarily mean having sex when lying down.

"Lets get horizontal, baby!"

by thenico March 9, 2009

84๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


horizontal

Sleeping or lying down

Gosh i'm so tired I really wanna be horizontal right now!

by FREAK303 June 27, 2011

37๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Horizontal

an object or line that is ;

1) on its side
2) on its back

Person 1: "hey do you know how i remember the word horizontal?"
Person 2: "No, how?"
Person 1: "Because whores are always on their back"

by swaggafied3 December 6, 2011

31๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


horizontal

to be passed out...usually frum drinking but jus plain asleep can qualify also

"I drank so much saturday night, i was totally horizontal all day sunday."

by juss_peachie January 17, 2006

31๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


horizontal

Usually occurs during a bout of food-poisoning or a night on the beers which can lead to severe pains and abnormalities relating to excretion. Upon going to the toilet for a dump, rather than fall vertically from your backside it will spray, or release horizontally. Called 'doing a horizontal'.

"You might want to be careful when using the toilet, I've just been for a horizontal"

by murtin November 30, 2006

43๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


Horizontical

1. Being in a horizontal and vertical state.

2. Another way to say Diagonal or if you have a speech impediment that makes you combine words.

He swung his sword around horizonticaly above his head.

I scored in Connect four Horizonticaly

by Toasty1 October 12, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž