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When a fart delivers a payload not large enough to be a full defication, but sufficient to stuff your britches. Lumpier and more productive than a shart, similar in aroma and texture to canned chili and other processed foods.
That sneeze was so hard I got a full Hormell.
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It's just canned chili. Nothing special. Why you lookin up chili on Urban Dictionary you weirdo?
Cook me up a can of some Hormel Chili, dude.
A variant of the taco handshake. When you are finger-blasting your bitch and she cums so hard and becomes unusually wet. You continue to give her that taco handshake only to realize once the smell hits you, that she released that Taco Bell she had earlier.
I was fingering this bitch in my truck and she came so hard she squirted. I continued on because that beaver juice made it extra wet. Shortly after, I realized that what I thought was a continuation of the taco handshake, had turned into the hormel handshake.
Wrapping a piece of wet lunch meat, typical boiled ham, around your penis and masturbating vigorously. Provides a simulated bare back, skin to skin feeling.
My mom went shopping today. Raided the meat drawer in the fridge and busted one out with a hormel hammer.
Simply put, the great Keeper of the SPAM.
Hey, did you hear that Hormel Foods is releasing a new Spam flavour?
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The act of consuming Hormel Chili Rice and Beans for the sole purpose of pooping cairns along the trail during a Dukeneering expedition. Duke should be in a triangular composition so it can be used for navigation.
Jim was too busy Hormeling to take in the views on the hike last week. His efforts were appreciated as the snow was deep on the return trip and those Hormel cairns sure saved the day.
When you eat a combination of foods that result in gas smelling like Hormel products.
Don't come in here, I'm hormeling right now.