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Bartender, I'll have an hornitos margarita, straight up.
Bartender, I'll have another hornitos margarita, straight up.
Barrender, I'll have nmnother hrnoitos margarita, shut up.
Btenndr how buout another mgrita
Nother one please?
*vomits and passes out*
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a condition involving the irrepressible urge to bang a chick with your toes.
dude, i had some serious hornitos last night, all the little piggys were fully erect
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guy 1: hola holmes id tap any thing right now.
guy 2: your a hornito
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A Hornito is a mf who is always horny and has a pito (penis in Spanish). Hornitos always tend to call out any female they think is good looking, their goal is to lay every female they find attractive.
Remember that one kid Chad? He’s a Hornito now. He’s always tryna hook up with any lady he finds cute.
A small phallic object used to push things.
Although he was too lazy to reach the remote. Don was seated just close enough so that he could change the channel with his hornito.
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