Hospitility

The blend of hospitality and hostility exhibited by most long-time servers in a restaurant. Also known as the art of telling someone to fuck off in a way where they look forward to the trip.

If you're gonna work here, you're going to have to learn hospitility. If not, the extra ranch crowd will eat you alive.

hospitility

(n) A treatment of generosity mixed with aggression.

1. That woman just gave me a lot of hospitility about keeping the door closed.

2. "I'm so happy that you're staying at my place for another week, just please try to keep your goddamn feet off my fucking sofa."

"Wow, thanks for the hospitility."

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hospitility

One who is hostile when they should be hospitable.

That chick at McDonald's rubbed a dishtowel on my hamburger. That is some serious hospitility.

Hospitility

The feeling/vibe created when you have to let someone you hate into your home. A blend of "hospitality" and "hostility."

I know that my sister's husband really hates me, but tries to be nice for her sake; when we visit them, you can cut the hospitility with a knife.