Hourihan

The act of motorboating an ass from behind. While performing a Hourihan, the proper facial positioning is to have one's nose level with the balloon knot (or the chocolate starfish, rusty sheriff's badge or whatever you're working with). Once positioned, the giver should aggressively move his/her face from side to side. It's completely appropriate when delivering a Hourihan to a female to ring the buzzer or DATY.

Did you see the Hourihan he just pulled on the stripper? Let's just hope it's not possible to get crabs in your ball-tickler.

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Hourihan

DON'T MESS WITH !!!
Will punch for no reason and are very argumentative species. Especially the women.

Oww !!! The girl I was arguing with just hit me!!

What a Hourihan!!!

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Hourihan

An ugly Gollum from The Lord Of The Rings look alike. Best known for mistreating student because she can't get laid in the real world because she's a pale ugly dried up walking yeast infection with fake teeth. This walking toe fungus also views herself as intelligent even though she's a high school teacher in a run down city. This nasty bone pile also spews dry jokes from her crusty disease ridden mouth. Basically this retard is everything that's gross in a female.

Hey stop being a hourihan you ugly douche!