hristiyan

Really cool guy with sence of humour, cute smile, and a bag full of compliments for the ladies he likes. This boy has a lot of ambitions and he knows how to succeed in life.

Today i met a hristiyan... I think I'm inlove...

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Hristiyan

noun /krɪs.tʃən/ originating from the latin "hristiyasmus" also known as "hris" in some regions
A state of being where you get everything you want with minimal effort to the point where you dont want it anymore. A Hristiyan would say "hello" and still manage to score a 6 at the end of the day, however that comes with the phobia of being associated with 🏳️ 🌈✔️, 🤏🧠, 🤏🍆 or even svastikas. Study shows that the only way to achieve this is by being so short that you compare yourself with 12 year old girls. The closer you are to Mother Earth, the more prominent noticeable the effects will be.

"Damn did you see Amira do a Hristiyan today! How is she so lucky!?" - Emo talking to Josef after classes

Hristiyan

A special sub-type of a Kristian or Christian, usually has their origins in eastern europe the specimen is highly racist and homophobic

You see that guy?

Yeah

His name is Hristiyan, so you should stay away from him.

Hristiyan

Big beautiful guy with huge dick.

Oh there is that funny guy with the big dick.How was his name again? Hristiyan.