i shit myself

this is what you say when you shit yourself

guy 1: i shit myself

guy 2: same

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I shit myself empty

A phrase used after enduring chronic diarrhea

Person 1: "That kebab last night gave me dark insides"

Person 2: "Yeah tell me about it, I shit myself empty"

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I just shit myself

Yeah, I did.

Yo dude, I just shit myself! Check it out!

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i just shit myself

a common phrase used for when you ant make it to the toilet in time or farted too hard

jerry I farted but i think i just shit myself

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i think i just shit myself hard

when you absolutely blow your pants up

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard

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