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Apple's newest innovation that enables any skeivey stoner to smoke canibus, listen to their favorite music, and watch german inscest porn all at the same time. This device can also be converted into a sly little place to stash your favorite other drugs, despite the fact that it's already a bong...but who gives a fuck you can watch german porn....german inscest porn...
"Yo, I just bought an iBong last night, and the fucker crashed on me, I had to restart it, and by the time I got it running again I was flacid"
"I love my iBong, it's the greatest thing since the ipud"
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Also know as the forbidden fruit in the garden of Eden. Above all else, the iBong is a DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!!
My chest feels like Star-gate; my world has been destroyed by the iBong, that fucker.
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Filipino story about three princes finding a bird that turns people to stone when it poops on them for the sick king and after all that commotion, one of the prince named Don Juan managed to date 3 women during the second half of the story, two of which he found in a palace inside of a well and one of them inside of the palace but then the father of that princess doesn't want that prince to date his daughter so then they left the palace and the father of the princess dies from a heart attack. Then they get married and they live happily ever after.
P1: Dude have you heard of Ibong Adarna? Don Juan is such a playboy!
P2: I know right? how the hell did he manage to date 3 people?!