iSnob

A person so fixated and enamored with Apple that it consumes his or her soul, with the sole life goal of insulting all Windows (tm) based products

Geez. That photographer is such an iSnob.

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iSnob

Someone who thinks their iPhone is far and away better than any other phone ever conceived.

My coworker is such an iSnob that he constantly has to remind everyone around him how much better his iPhone is compared to their phones.

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iSnob

Verb. Wearing headphones even though one is not listening to music, in order to ignore others or eavesdrop on surrounding conversations.

My coworker Frank was so annoying this morning. He wouldn't stop talking to me, so I've been iSnobbing him since lunch.

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isnob

A person that pays more attention to their phone than they do to their conversation with you. Making them an isnob for giving you the isnub.

Johnny is an isnob. Whenever I talk to him I get the isnub he never looks up from his phone.

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iSnobbing

To wear headphones without listening to any music in order to stop people from talking to you, or to eavesdrop on surrounding conversation.

I've been iSnobbing Fred all day since he can't keep his pie hole shut and I need to get some work done.