Jaab

Any type of mundane employment which makes you unhappy, feeling like you're trapped in an endless routine that leads to nothing; often, pays very little.

Essentially, a McJob.

Pronounced "Ja-ab" in a southern accent.

Joe: "Yo buddy, lets go out dig some chicks"
Buddy: "I can't, I'm in my jaab... unlikely to end soon and I'm really not enjoying it"
Joe: "Well, sh*t then"

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Jaabe

Someone who’s complexion turns into a darker color because of democracy.

Ma Jaabe vehje mi dhiya 10 aharu therey. Democracy kada!

Jaab

Jaab is exciting and employed. He is very artistic and warm, bubbly, makes people feel comfortable around him. He spells things very incorrectly and WATCH OUT—Jaab brings croissants to the french girls—.
If you know a french girl, he may sweep them out 😏.

“I went to a bathroom and someone got me toilet paper. That’s so Jaab”

“Uugh there goes Jaab, he’s so cool!!”