Random
Source Code
Random
When you jerk off in the shower
I think he's taking a jack shower he's been in there for a while
Improvising personal hygiene solutions when not having the time or means to take a real shower. For a true Jack Bauer Shower, one has to use Lysol antibacterial wipes on one's nether regions. The pain means it's working.
Dude1:"Dude, you stink like shit dipped in vinegar and your interview is in 10 minutes!!!"
Dude2: "Time for a Jack Bauer Shower!!"
Reporter: "You've been lost in the woods for 2 weeks! How did you stay so fresh?!"
Jack Bauer: "I'm Jack Bauer."
188👍 36👎
A little boy that finds out the wonders of masturbation while in the shower. When he gets older he is constantly in the shower for 2 hours at a time.
Jack : why does he take so long in the shower ?
Joe : because he is such a shower jack
A super quick shower that Jack Bauer is forced to fit into a commercial break along with a Jack Bauer Power Dump during 24, as to not miss out on any of the terrorist ass-kicking.
I had to take a Jack Bauer Power Shower to clean the terrorist blood off me before my date.
14👍 3👎
When you are having a shower with a loved one and one gets on their knees to receive urine over their body and in one’s mouth
Babe I thinks it’s time…
Are you sure you are ready for a jacks golden shower
Yes piss all over me
When you jack off in the shower
I think he's taking a jack shower he's been in there for a while