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Worth masturbating to.
The picture was totally hot, but not quite jackoffable
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this is the level of ability in which one may jack off to something (like a picture) or someone; it is completely based on the man's opinion, but it is often agreed upon
it may be stated in percent form,
a high percent is a compliment to the one being jacked off to
similar to jackoffable
Guy 1- That girl is wicked hott!
Guy 2- Agreed, jackoffability=100%
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n. A male who "jacks off"; v. to masturbate. adj. Dumbass
n. He's such a jackoff.
v. Don't let me catch you jacking off again.
Adj. That fucking jackoff guy.
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1. The action a guy is doing when masturbates.
2. A person who is a motherfucking asshole dipshit. Basically. Also can be called a Jerkoff. (See 'Jerkoff' for more information.)
3. A nickname you give to someone named "Jack".
1. I had some good porn in front of me, so I just had to jackoff to it.
2. Guy: *Slaps girls ass*
Girl: Damnit! You're such a Jackoff!
3. For Jack's birthday, I gave him a card that said "To Jackoff"
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to grad the base of the penis and slowly pull to the tip repeatably till you orgasm.
nick: how the date man? john: bad she didnt show i had to jackoff all last night. nick:oh.
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One who your father-in-law disapproves of to marry his daughter.
Billy D: Matt’s a jackoff. Don’t marry him.
a way to increase your risk of prostate cancer, yet addicting
i had a bad day, so i went home to jackoff
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