He is a beast who knows everything. He is a sexy, cute, athletic guy who knows how to have an amazing time. He will rock your world, inside and out. Meet him and bang him.
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A drink accidentally created in Cabo, Mexico and perfected in San Antonio, Texas thereafter by a mutha fucka jones badass who also goes by Tanto Goldstien, but his friends call him Bubba. His real name is Jacob.
It is composed of Absolute Citron vodka and cranberry with a splash of pineapple. The pineapple offsets the tartness of the cranberry just perfectly, just like his tongue offsets her bitterness when licked.
I want to get fucked up and I only know how to effectively do that with a Jacobi!
Jacobis remind me of the sunsets in the pool all day drinking from 9AM until someone passed out cold!
Give me Jacobis or give me death!
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A rare used guy name, but it will always fit the person. A really good guy, like a for real good guy. Cute as all get out and has an even cuter personality. Lean (WITH MUSCLES) and funny. Will make you feel at home when your with him. Large female audience, everyone wants a piece of him. He’s largely unappreciated though and people will make shit up even though they don’t know him. Treasure him, he’s been through too much. A good friend and good boyfriend. He can be a bit toxic sometimes, but not red-flag toxic. Will make your life heaven and hell. Will like never respond to you on snap or text messages. So learn to be comfortable with ft and call. Will break your heart and not realize it. Be prepared when you date this one, hes husband material- not a quick hit it and go. Also walks around with a big ego and I’m sure and even bigger D!ck. Not that I would know. He’s good, don’t fuck it up with him or you’ll regret it for the rest of your life. Also, everyone wants him- so be trustful, because he’s loyal asf too. Much love to J.
Some girl: “Jacobi is kinda a hoe though”
Me: “but he’s not, if you really knew who he was- you’d know that it’s hurtful to say that about someone you don’t know you”
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attractive,liar who is insecure and hides his true emotions,always the bad guy because he doesn't know when to stop,dumbsmart and doesn't even realize it sometimes,very vulgar,cocky,arrogant, annoying,rude,man whore,abusive (physically,verbally,and emotionally)even if he knows his lover is hurting,mysterious,funny,questionable person because you never know when he will act a certain way towards you because it's hard to understand his mood swings,psychotic,tries to seduce every female in public but in secret wants to be loved,crybaby when things are tough,very artistic,confusing person who contradicts himself and his entire life,secretly jealous of other people but it is slightly noticeable when he is caught in a lie,ugly,dirty person who dates anyone,talented dancer,dumb jock acting ass person,dont waist your time trying to figure him out ....run their are plenty of people on this EARTH in the dating world
Example1:Jacobi: I love you.
Me:I love you, too.
Jacobi:No.I don't love you.
Me:You just said you love me.🤔
Jacobi: I do love you.
Me:Wait.What?🤨
Jacobi:If you cheat on me,I will kill you.😐
Me:(laughs while secretly confused) Jacobi:(Angry)akekeke seriously😐 Me:🤨(he said we wasn't dating,then said we was,then said we wasn't, then said we wasn't,then we was dating again,then said we wasn't,then said that's not my girlfriend,then said "if you cheat on me I will kill you",then said we are together,then said "we not together"...alot of confusion😐🤷 ♀️💁 ♀️💨sheeeeeeesh)
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JACOBY
A PERSON OR THING THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO BE LIKE. SOMEONE OR SOMETHING THAT MAKES PEOPLE LAUGH. SOMETHING THAT EVERYONE MUST HAVE AT LEAST ONE OF. ALMOST LIKE A DRUG THAT MAKES YOU FEELS GOOD.
THE WAY COOL HOST ON MTV! A REALLY HOT GUY THAT ALL THE GIRLS GOT TO GET WITH.
I WAS FEELING LIKE SHIT, THEN I TOOK A JACOBY AND HAVE FELT GREAT ALL DAY!
DID YOU SEE THAT JACOBY, I HAVE GOT TO GET ME ONE OF THOSE!
I WAS HAVING A SHITTY DAY UNTIL I HUNG OUT WITH JACOBY.
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A spinning 360 backflip layout cork 900 into a spinning fury slipping a cock into your mom
Shut up Chad I Jacoby'ed you mom!
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