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To completely lose your mind over absolutely nothing in ten seconds or less. Process in which you blame all problems you have or ever will have on the closest available person or the person you think of first.
woman: "You're a cheating bastard!"
man "It's mother's day and I was with my mom!"
woman: "You've ruined my life and turned all of my friends against me!"
man: "Quit Jenning on me."
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The act of pretending to actually work, when in fact you are sitting on your ass all day doing jack shit.
When someone asks you what your doing at work and your response is "I'm jenning".
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adj;
1) To smoke marijuana.
Created in memory of Peter Jennings who was always able to stay calm no matter how depressing was the world he reported about nightly.
Dude, I have some great dank, we should definitely go Jenning with this stuff.
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A smart, beautiful, funny, kind, and talented girl who is an amazing friend and person. Jen struggles with confidence, and puts up with more than an average person, but everyone else can see how amazing she is.
Jen is so amazing man, if only she could see that.
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A great person who is always there for you. Keep your head up and put your problems in God's hands. A person who brings out your best qualities...a person who you think about alot.
Jen is like a fire stone. Everybody needs one.
Id do anything for Jen, but not that...
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Besides being her insanely flirty and crazy self, she really knows how to light up a room. She always seems to be smiling. She takes relationships and friendship very seriously. She has this zesty and contagious positive energy that radiates into evryone’s souls. She is a very talented musician and is extremely passionate. She seems high on life but she is ironically against drugs and alcohol because she doesn’t need that to have fun. Her style of clothing is so unique and refreshing. She can be a total hot badass! She will rip you to shreds in any debate and she will stand by her beliefs. She doesn’t give one fuck if you don’t like her because she knows she is worth it and doesn’t need validation from anybody. She is a very independent woman who isn’t fond of commitment or being controlled. She is extremely irresistible, any guy in their right minds would drool over her because she is truly a magnet! She would be an amazing mother that will let her kids follow their dreams. When she wants something, she will stop at NOTHING to reach her goal. Do not stand in her way. She seems to constantly have guys falling for her but she rejects them due to her fear of falling in love and her independence as a strong woman. She may actually be too much for a man to handle. She would never be unfaithful or disrespectful and she expects the same from her partner. She will cook for you and she loves cuddling and kisses. She is very touchy and sensual. She is a GODDESS. Worship her.
Boyfriend: I can tell Jen anything she is so god damn trustworthy! And she is so breathtakingly beautiful she makes me so weak. I don’t think I deserve someone as amazing as Jen.
Boyfriend’s friend: What the hell man, how did you get a woman who is so good? She’s exactly your type; smart, sexy, brown eyes... and she always motivates you to do your best! I wish I had a relationship like you guys. You’re so comfortable with her because you guys are best friends. She is your soulmate man, when are you gonna pop the question?
Boyfriend: Ya know, I bought the ring the day I met her, I knew she was the one. That’s it, I’m asking her tonight! I can’t believe it, Jen is gonna be my wife!
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An amazing person. She is funny, smart, clever, the nicest person you will ever ever ever meet, and is gorgeous. I you have a Jen in your life then you are very lucky. She has all the characteristics that a person should have and more. She is an excellent cook and baker. She is perfect, but makes mistakes just like everybody else. She is loved by all. I LOVE HER VERY MUCH!😋😂😄😍😜😎😘
"Dude, that Jen is the nicest person ever!"
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