A New England slang word used instead of jesus, often used with crow.
Jesum crow that was wicked awesome. Jesum i'm hungry
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The term for when Jesus ejaculates.
Jesus was jerkin his man meat and jesumed all over himself.
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To urinate inside someone's anus, often like aiming at a dart board.
I took a chick home last night and finished the night with a jesum.
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A bastardization of the exclamation "Jesus Christ!" but less vulgar.
Jesum Crow! I dropped one of my diamonds in the macaroni!
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Politely substituted for "Jesus Christ" in mixed company.
"Jesum Petes he slapped that bitch hard!"