To be of Jesus quality (meaning the highest quality available) and either holy or almost holy.
Akin to Jesus.
Something or someone that excels excruciatingly compared to other objects or persons.
Video Games:
Dude, Modern Warfare 2 is Jesusness.
They said that GTA: IV was Jesusness, the controls suck and the movement is choppy as hell.
Technology:
Is the iPad going to Jesusness? It doesn't seem so good right now.
Pirating is Jesusness.
Girls:
Her boobs are Jesusness! Damn!
That ass, even Jesus would call it Jesusness.
Miscellaneous:
Bob: The .50 caliber is always so damn Jesus-like!
Jim: It's Jesusness.
Bob: It's the same thing.
Jim: True dat.
Ironically, depending on your religious views, Church itself may not be Jesusness.
Godly isn't cool anymore, Jesusness is the shit.
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A word that can be used to retort phrases like "Coolness and sweetness"
Liz: What are you doing?
Dana: 3-d modeling
Liz: Sweetness
Dana: Nah its jesusness
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When a college football player does an amazing move beyond human capabilities. Only used when talking about college football players.
Tim Tebow just jesused on that play. He broke 5 tackles and ran for an 80 yard touchdown.
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Verb: The act of ghosting someone, then returning a few days later.
Past tense: getting jesused
"I thought we were close, but she kept jesusing me."
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Someone who has a very deep Christian Faith.
โPhoebe is an extreme Jesuser.โ
A smelly person, normally of latin decent that doesnt take showers and just sprays on cologne instead.
Billy- Damn, did Tony take a shower today?
Fred- Nah hes Jesusing it.
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