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Jobbie Jabber

Somone who likes to pack fudge.

John Paul McCue is a jobby jabber as he takes it up the anus.

by humanfudgepackingmachine April 10, 2004

37๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


jobby-jabber

An homosexual ; a man who engages as the active partner in anal sex with another man. From "jobby" (faecal solid) + "jab" (to prong or spear). It should be noted that some may consider this term offensive - it is favoured by homophobes due to its low potential for "re-appropriation" by the homosexual community (see example).

Gay Pride celebration ; Queer Pride celebration ; Jobby-jabber Pride celebration.

by lex November 25, 2004

43๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


jobby jabber

what some straight people in my country call gays

hes such a jobby jabber

by Robertalexander July 26, 2005

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jobby jabber

The word "Jobby" coming from the Scottish for shit/poo, a "Jobby Jabber" concerns the act of sneaking up behind a friend/foe while pressing both hands together into a "praying" position, then forcibly ramming pointed fingers up the (fully clothed) arse of said friend/foe, shouting "JOBBY JABBER!". Remember to run away to avoid violent repurcussions; laughing is optional.

"AAAAAAGH! NOBODY JOBBY JABS ME AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!"

by Unwept, the Lone Magpie August 29, 2005

153๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


jobby jabber

jobby is a word from scottish slang which is another word for shit or crap or w/e therefor a jobby- jabber is a gay guy who likes to jab jobby aka (shit) with his penis aka (dick,cock,willy)

Sarah: "I really like James do you think I should ask him for his number?"
Jane: "Nah I wouldn't he looks like a jobby jabber "

by BlahBlahMouth January 20, 2009

50๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jobby Jabber

To 'Jobby Jabber' someone is to sneak up behind them with your hands together (as if in prayer) and 'jab' them in the 'gooch' (the area between the anus and the scrotum).

"Holy fuck by the way! Ye want tae a fuckin seen the jobby jabber a dun tae Ricky, he fuckin made a mad noise like a dug gettin hit by a motur!"
"A dare ye tae Jobby Jabber that polismin! A fuckin dare ye!"
"Yer maws got a heavy growler! A went tae Jobby Jabber her n a loast a finger!"

by pierjumpmental March 11, 2008

49๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


jobby-jabber

fudge-packer fart-knocker starfish-invader

that webby, he's a jobby-jabber!

by charlie-boy February 9, 2004

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